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Post by richard on Apr 5, 2020 2:19:13 GMT
Wanna laugh,I do. Wanna put a smile on someones face,I do.
Post your jokes,1 liners,puns,or whatever you think will make someone laugh chuckle or grin. No matter how cheesy or lame,I'll bet you still get a grin.
I'll start the sillyness,this is truly stupid but we've got to start somewhere.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Told you it was gonna be stupid.
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Post by richard on Apr 6, 2020 3:13:21 GMT
This isn't a joke,but something that made at least 1/2 a dozen people laugh hysterically yesterday.
I decided I needed some supplies for today and headed a short distance to a small Mexican market right up the street. I needed beer and smokes for sure,I also got 2 steaks for today and a couple of awesome beef fajita tortas for yesterday. I love a good sandwich.
Anyway since I was feeling like a lazy bum I went in my pajama bottoms and 1 of my favorite Tees that says "I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it" I took a mask with me and put it on upon entering the store. When I was at the register paying for my goods I couldn't help the cashier Abby just kept looking at me then looking behind several times. When I finally turned around I saw a hispanic gentleman about my age also wearing a mask and wearing the same patterned PJ bottoms but in a different color.
I pointed at his pants,he pointed at mine,and everyone just started laughing out loud. I think we all needed that,it was funny.
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Post by richard on Apr 18, 2020 21:44:57 GMT
Ever had sex while camping
It's f^cking intents
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Post by OregonMTB on Apr 30, 2020 1:56:55 GMT
Do you want to know how to make a small fortune in racing?
Start with a large fortune.
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